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North Pole Direct from Santa: Santa may be outsourced

North Pole Direct from Santa: Santa may be outsourced

posted by harneu @ 5:20 PM 0 comments

Santa may be outsourced

Accountants have advised Santa Claus that he must reduce costs or face bankruptcy. Outsorcing to private contractors for presents will be considered as an option for this christmas.

Other high tech solutions are also currently being considered. Santa said
"I am not ready to retire and who would do my job anyway. The children rely on me each year .... there must be another way!!"

Ulrich Richmoore said "As accountants we will need to resolve this crisis prior September 2005 or risk cancelling the delivery of christmas presents world wide."

An update will be posted when available.

posted by harneu @ 4:27 PM 1 comments